doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
This shirt would fit if I had boobs: The Prequel